After I wake up, I go the sleep again for some considerable time and then after I awake up a second time I decide that the first decision was a good and waking up this time was also a mistake and reconvene the sleeping until sometime in the afternoon.
After my usual post waking holiday ritual of loud music and morning ablutions to start the day, I decide to head to my local Chinese, what I would generously describe as a set of roofed chairs next to a kitchen, for a curry.
Closed, apparently they don't cater for massive lushes like myself.
I head to another place, apparently it's called a Mama, I ask for (I shit you not) a coffee and some food, no menu to point at, so hope for the best.
No fish! So I'm happy and eat my curry.
Another CS hangout appears on my app with suggestions of food and KTV (Karaoke) so I head towards town town taking my usual bus route, I've arranged with someone called Cazhartz.Eatsy on CS to meet in Central market and someone called Catherine on Whatsapp to meet at the same place.
I double check that it's Central Market Food Court with Caz as I'm stilla newb and she confirms that it is and she'll be arriving by car in 30 mins.
I jet, make it in plenty of time and message them both and while doing so I realise they are the same person, hilarity ensues.
Not only are they the same person but they are also both late AND if that wasn't bad enough in the wrong food court.
I get up to leave and get accosted by two Taiwanese guys that ask if I'm Phil, I decide they are CSers and that honesty is the best policy, we grab a bite and chat about Taiwan and they tell me that I'm a good height, go figure.
We leave in the general direction of the other food court that I wasn't aware of, the Taiwanese guys manage to get lost around Chinatown, this doesn't bother me cos the 'You're a good height' comment did (It was the look in his eye).
So I meet Catherine and order a beer and we wait fore the rest of the CSers and hangers on to arrive before heading to KTV via a place to pick up cheap booze, I sing 'A little less conversation' and don't remember the rest.